More Cliff’isms

Also, the Glock 10 will create a “nice hole”

As you know, the heart of a whale is just under its flipper, which is where you’d harpoon one. Followed by a 61yr old man harpooning said whale on a 12ft kayak only to leave it for the local village to dismantle it over the course of 13 days.

His wife killed a 6ft sea otter, and then a beluga whale. Apparently, when you open up a beluga whale’s head, it’s full of hard jello, which is how the sonar works.

If a cop asks you if you have drugs in the car, the appropriate response is to ask if the cop has drugs because you can’t find any.

More will come as we recall the enlightening trip.

-bryan

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